Bird

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

loki-cat:

hurpthederp:

thenarator:

joshunf:

this guy would survive in movies

girl i hope you appreciate your boyfriend. he just stood practically on top of a horror movie monster so you could get out of the elevator first. he loves you.

are we going to ignore the actress who got kicked in the face

act like a bitch get slapped like a bitch

(via alfredjacksotherblog)

collegehumor:

Suggestive Safe Ad Looks Like Oral Sex
Gotta make sure your jewels are accounted for at all times.

collegehumor:

Suggestive Safe Ad Looks Like Oral Sex

Gotta make sure your jewels are accounted for at all times.

(Source: reddit.com)

collegehumor:

Nerd Wedding
Achievement Unlocked: referencing something your great aunt didn’t understand.

collegehumor:

Nerd Wedding

Achievement Unlocked: referencing something your great aunt didn’t understand.

(Source: reddit.com)

onlylolgifs:

The most disgusting prank ever

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